Man, that's a whole lot of pictures of ugly shoes.

How happy should this guy be, to be compared to a celebrity in the looks department? Oh, wait... The celebrity he is compared to has half his face burnt off.

Dude, it's Whataburger. Just drive down the street and you're suer to see another one within 10-15 minutes. Those things are EVERYWHERE in that part of the country.

* sigh *

I'm sure Megan Fox just wanted to emphasize the fact that she loves spending time with her kid, but to a mom who works out of necessity and has to raise her kid(s), she comes off as a jerk.

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

""He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes!" That seriously sounds like something The Onion's Joe Biden would do right before offering her some pot or a ride in his firebird.

I resect her for knowing where she wanted to spend her money. It makes a difference. I got a cake from a world-class cake artist—you know, featured in all the big magazines, does celebrity cakes, etc. But I wore a dress straight out of my own closet. Priorities!

"My boyfriend was a groomsman in my brother's wedding. His financial commitment only consisted of renting the tux and shelling out some small amount for the bachelor weekend, which was all the guys hanging out in a cabin smoking cigars."

I have a friend who rented her bridal gown. It looked lovely on her and it went back to the shop the next day - no muss, no fuss. I quite understand that everyone has his or her own ideal of a wedding, but I thought that was pretty clever. She splashed out on the food and the band instead.

Can you not just sew the buttons back on?

Does Gary Oldman really think that Jewish people are constantly complaining about Germans? Unless we're literally talking about Nazis, we Jews don't care if you're German. And I've never heard any of my Jewish friends say "kraut" unless we're discussing toppings on a Reuben sandwich. But that's cool, Gary. If it makes…

Oof, Gary Oldman. Reading that interview was worse than trying to sit through that "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" movie.

Why are racists always so convinced that everyone is exactly like them? No Gary, we're not all hypocrites. Some of us really just don't have those words in our vocabulary.

"Now we need TWO mirrors to decode this? What an asshole our neighbor is..."

I know two Jeffs who are together. I call my friend's partner "Other Jeff". Apparently Other Jeff's friends do the same with my Jeff, so it works out :)

Wait...why would you write "REDRUM" on the mirror?

This blank stare isn't working for her......same for the armpit-tit she has going on.

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