His girlfriend goes to USC, and he was one pick away from getting to live in LA. Plus, the 76ers might be the worst NBA franchise of all time. Best of luck to JO through his hardships (and blue balls).

I can say without a doubt that was not Junior Galette. That was Pootie Tang.

SF media didn’t give Panda shit about anything really. We constantly forgave him for being heavy and slumping. As far as I know, he never felt the urge to use instrgram during games while in SF. Even when the rape accusation came out about a night in Santa Cruz, I think we all tried to give him the benefit of the…

True Dat.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

Good to see Whitlock hasn’t let the firing keep him down.

I work at a television station where we play Christmas movies all day, every day beginning the day after thanksgiving. What is sanity?

You guys covering the FIFA women’s world cup?

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

One thing I've always wanted to see somebody do is a dead sprint home run trot. Think what it would do for the children.

Usually you have to go a lot further than second base before the Colon is involved.

You don’t?

I heard that women on their periods attract bears. That’s science.

Not true. He would make an excellent bouncer.

Hey, it takes a courageous man to beg for a multi-million dollar contract when his only other option is to be completely unemployable in any other field for the rest of his life.

“If you want, you can talk to my college coach, Urban Meyer” - Ray McDonald

Don’t forget he paid for his own flight, such character.

I hope Mr. Cormier is a patient man

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize that the only reason the other writers aren't "no names" is because you've seen there names on Deadspin, right? Who the fuck knew who Barry Petchesky was before he started writing here? No offense, Barry.