Sadly I pass by clients here in Chicago that read Barstool. Or the Chive. Pretty sure everybody knows the Chive is just SFW porn by now. Like an internet Victoria’s Secret catalogue for the desperate.

Seriously, what coverage about this did you want?

Making bombs is bad.

I ask:

A state of Michigan man through and through. Always bringing a little extra attention to the Ford Motor Company.

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

Marshawn was given the ball on the play before the interception, and he was tackled at the 1 yard line. Any mention of a conspiracy to make Wilson the MVP has now gone out the window in a puff of logic.

Good thing for you that the Phillies are committed to meaningless baseball for the rest of the year.

This will be the last time NIU hoops will be mentioned on the internet.

Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

You win.

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

My vote:

How immature. You wouldn't see two teams fighting at the very end of the Super Bowl.

Kaepernick, you just keep being you. I love this guy.

*Clicking through the illustrative links of lazy journalism*
"Wow, I really expected one of these to be by Dan Shaughne—oh, there it is."

Sure, go ahead and blame culture for the actions of assholes, if that makes you feel better.