I just had a very tense, long distance, conversation with a conservative about this. I said, “Take Trump’s name out of this and put what happened on any leader. Is it ok for a leader during a time of plague where 51,000 people have died to act sarcastically, jokingly, or in any way that is not serious during a live…

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere! MAGA bitches!

The similarities between Trump and our new champion are pretty insane: Racist, misogynist, narcissist, evolving dementia, pathological lying, awkward stupidity (yes, Biden is really fucking stupid, and unlike Trump he can’t play it off), insanely delusional reality-denying fans.

Biden’s campaign slogan could just as easily be “Make America Great Again” as Trump’s, with the difference being the “Again” points to, like, the 1890s for Trump and to 2013 for Biden.

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

She is spewing hate, that’s it, that is all she’s doing. Any redeeming qualities she might have are drowned out by the vile nature of her beliefs.

Whoa get that guy in front some Metamucil

Personally,

Have you tried using an Air Fryer to reheat fries? All it takes is a couple of mminutes (less than 5,) and it’s the best way I’ve found to reheat fries.

Our airfryer reheats our leftover fries perfectly! I finally look forward to eating fries leftover when we go out to eat.

The little kid from Batman Begins?

i’ve been screaming at this all day 

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

That’s because you are supposed to cover your entire body with them. Head to toe and they need to be stapled on or else they fall off.