Any excuse to post this....

You made an obvious joke, but it was still fucking funny.

My only regret is that I only have one “Recommend” to give to this post.

Let me start by saying that as far as I’m concerned I think people should drink whatever they want made by whomever they want.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

I really like craft beer and don’t want to send my money to large international corporations. The biggest problem with supporting Budweiser is not buying Golden Road or Goose Island, the problem is Budweiser is buying up the hop farms and local distributors. In Southern California we have two big distributors and…

“Dusty Rhodes, the Nature Boy, just got out of a coma. Coma Chameleon, the Pet Shop Boys said it best. Best Western. We’ll leave the light on for you. YouTube, they still haven’t found what they are looking for. “

I just tell these assholes that our country was founded on disagreement.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Well, yeah. The breaststroke is *second* base.

I just don’t get it. Like Eduardo said, if he has to do it every damn AB, he’s gonna do it every damn AB. If you have a pitcher out there who can’t field a bunt, fucking bunt. Should baserunners not take huge leads on Jon Lester? Should teams not employ the shift against dead-pull hitters? It’s such a stupid, petty, Ya…

yo that bitch went to miami of ohio don’t put that shit on us

I live in Australia and currently our local area Facebook page is full of posts pledging to vote yes on marriage equality. Go Aussies!

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

I wonder who has destroyed more promising young arms, The Mets or Dusty Baker.

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.