Endowments come in all shapes and sizes. Frequently, those funds are earmarked by donors for specific purposes e.g. to provide a scholarship for left-handed red-heads who live within walking distance of a 7-11 or to pay the salary of a particular department chair. There are some donations that are just randomly to the…

That’s how we can build our wall with empties.

BREAKING: PENN STATE FOOTBALL TRAINER HONORED IN NEW STATUE

was supposed to be supervising the party

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

That technique doesn’t work with the portions typically employed in my native Wisconsin. There’s just way too much cheese, there’s no way to melt it sufficiently off-grill without violating some law of thermodynamics.

My favorite part at the end:

Best part of that video is the headshot at 1:18. Don’t miss it.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

For the record, Gottlieb was convicted of fraud, for reals.

Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Have you been to Wisconsin? Between the cheese, dairy, beer and encased meats it’s a delight. I say that as an Illinoisan who loves consuming all of those things whenever I travel there.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

You Don’t Have to Be a Fucking Stooge

Exactly my thoughts while reading this. My initial reaction was that 44 seconds felt like an awfully slow time.

If it makes you feel better a friend of mine has worked on the set for a couple of MI movies and said that Cruise is incredibly kind, incredibly professional, and dumber than a sack of hammers.

I co-sign.

How embarrassing for Ezra Miller for having to work with Ben Affleck.