LeBron is leaving. This is all the proof you know. Get out while you still have as much value as you do, and see if you can do something with somebody else. But if LeBron leaves and it’s just him and Love, he’s going to get exposed.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

There are no losers here today because fans in attendance can redeem their ticket stub for a 5-cent/gallon discount at participating BP stores on up to an eight-gallon purchase for the rest of the weekend. Score a match-point by taking advantage of a BOGO for all 20-ounce Coca Cola products, limit 2 per customer.

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…

When they played the Brewers earlier this week, I was shocked at how sloppy, and lazy they played defense. They played like a team that had started their All Star break a week early.

Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Nothing. More to the point, we probably won’t. Like donations to women’s groups or shelters in Texas deducted, say, from a pre-expensed National Championship party or bar tab may have a measurable impact on a short time frame.

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

So the opposite of Pablo Sandoval.

#BlackLabsMatter

Oh I see, just because he’s male and blond haired America doesn’t care about the truth. You can bet your ass if this had been a flat-coated retriever they’d be demanding to see his papers and questioning what happened to the real Jake...

You shut your fucking mouth.

Fake News! Jake’s not even his real name.

And he probably doesn’t even poop in the infield when he’s done. (Foul territory is another story.)

Flip the channel to tomorrow!