“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Well, yeah. The breaststroke is *second* base.

I am increasingly sure this storm is actually on a trajectory to Jeff.

I just don’t get it. Like Eduardo said, if he has to do it every damn AB, he’s gonna do it every damn AB. If you have a pitcher out there who can’t field a bunt, fucking bunt. Should baserunners not take huge leads on Jon Lester? Should teams not employ the shift against dead-pull hitters? It’s such a stupid, petty, Ya…

It is ridiculous how they just flat out refuse to follow Marvel’s method—-or even their own goddamn TV wing—-and would rather flail around, throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.

So Obama is a source of life bringing energy and trump is a dead moon that every now and then stumbles in the way?

yo that bitch went to miami of ohio don’t put that shit on us

I live in Australia and currently our local area Facebook page is full of posts pledging to vote yes on marriage equality. Go Aussies!

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

I wonder who has destroyed more promising young arms, The Mets or Dusty Baker.

They suggested he get an MRI, he suggested they should fuck off, and then his arm suggested that Thor is not a doctor.

Endowments come in all shapes and sizes. Frequently, those funds are earmarked by donors for specific purposes e.g. to provide a scholarship for left-handed red-heads who live within walking distance of a 7-11 or to pay the salary of a particular department chair. There are some donations that are just randomly to the…

That’s how we can build our wall with empties.

BREAKING: PENN STATE FOOTBALL TRAINER HONORED IN NEW STATUE

was supposed to be supervising the party

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

To this day, hands down, THEE best rendition of a pause before an action (well, to me):

Patrick Stewart is defensive of Star Trek in a rather adorable way. I mean, he’s an incredible actor not only in terms of his actual skill but also in the dedication and loyalty he has to his castmates and the production as a whole. He’s committed to the whole thing turning out well. There’s a similar story about his…