Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Have you been to Wisconsin? Between the cheese, dairy, beer and encased meats it’s a delight. I say that as an Illinoisan who loves consuming all of those things whenever I travel there.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

You Don’t Have to Be a Fucking Stooge

Exactly my thoughts while reading this. My initial reaction was that 44 seconds felt like an awfully slow time.

If they’d wanted to avoid comparisons to either of the small-screen Flash costumes, then they should have gone with Alex Ross’s “Blurry Naked Red Man with a Hat” costume.

If it makes you feel better a friend of mine has worked on the set for a couple of MI movies and said that Cruise is incredibly kind, incredibly professional, and dumber than a sack of hammers.

Fucking get your shit together, DC. We finally got a good movie after 3 crapfests and you need to continue on this positive note.

I co-sign.

How embarrassing for Ezra Miller for having to work with Ben Affleck.

FACT CHECK no Mission Impossible sequel can be unnecessary because they are all extremely awesome

LeBron is leaving. This is all the proof you know. Get out while you still have as much value as you do, and see if you can do something with somebody else. But if LeBron leaves and it’s just him and Love, he’s going to get exposed.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

There are no losers here today because fans in attendance can redeem their ticket stub for a 5-cent/gallon discount at participating BP stores on up to an eight-gallon purchase for the rest of the weekend. Score a match-point by taking advantage of a BOGO for all 20-ounce Coca Cola products, limit 2 per customer.

People say the most awful things to people with cancer. Well, they say the most awful things all the time to everyone, but you really notice it when you’re covered in scabs from chemo injections. A friend of mine looked me deeply in the eyes and asked, “What have you done to bring this into your life?” I told her I…

When they played the Brewers earlier this week, I was shocked at how sloppy, and lazy they played defense. They played like a team that had started their All Star break a week early.