There is no need for the cops to have canine units at all. The only function should be as SAR animals, and SAR is too specialist for cops.

I get the intent of the first line in this article but this was the opposite of “quick”. I’m 42 years old and knew he belonged in jail when I was a child just from hearing open secrets about him at the bus stop or on local radio. 

Folks are highlighting that this is a waste of time, that he’ll lose again, etc etc. And they are right. But I think Trump’s goals are different than a conventional victory in the court of law:

I shocked, SHOCKED, that what was meant to devolve into a broadcast knife fight between UNICEF and The Ronald McDonald House was scrapped.

A job offer at a lumber mill in 1972 was probably some guy in an office on the phone going “Yeah, Jimmy Biden right? Yeah come on in, work a week, if you’re good, we’ll cut you a check.”

Yep.

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