I’ll take “Things that people say shortly before asking Alexa if they’re in a non-extradition country” for $800.

On Tuesday, the disgraced singer shared a public statement with the Chicago Sun-Times through an email service for federal inmates that read:

I’m SO SICK of both sides! On the right you have Marjorie Taylor Greene talking about how if she’d planned the insurrection, they would have killed way more people, and on the left you have people wanting to respect others’ pronouns.

Both sides amirite?!

Fuck Jack and Elon.

“Its wrong to ban fascist content from my platform”... Great take Jack.

“Bankman-Fried (commonly known by his initials, SBF)“

Is he? I keep reading that but everytime they have to explain SBF, so other than padding out content it’s as redundant as his excuses.

I think the Feds may have waited a few weeks to arrest SBF was because they knew he was a narcissistic idiot who would keep talking to the press. He came real close in a couple of interviews (and may have done so in one) to admitting FTX was co-mingling funds. He’s given investigators a lot of leads and prosecutors a…

You wanna kickstart the discussion here in the states? Start deepfaking Mickey Mouse, or Marvel or Star Wars characters. See how long Disney sits still for that.

Have you been getting my voicemails about joining my cult church? No it is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense again.

I mean...is there anything -current- though?  The apology seems to check out.  None of that, “I’m sorry you were offended by my teenage self” bull. 

Yeah, I think most people like it, however, I think there is a very strong and valid criticism that the relationship between Wednesday and her family is very uncharacteristic of “The Adams Family.” In “Wednesday” the Adams’ very much are having “normal” family problems. This is depicted in how Wednesday has a strong…

These are his buddies. Catturd and Ian Miles Cheong and Matt Taibbi and white nationalists are his people. He is an awful person.

1) That would be a good thing.

it’s almost as if... quality matters in a theatrical release 

At this point, I just don’t pay the over $20 to see a visually exciting but probably pretty stupid movie when I can stream it on my large TV a couple months later in quality good enough that it might as well be in a theater.