On Tuesday, the disgraced singer shared a public statement with the Chicago Sun-Times through an email service for federal inmates that read:

Have you been getting my voicemails about joining my cult church? No it is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense again.

I mean...is there anything -current- though?  The apology seems to check out.  None of that, “I’m sorry you were offended by my teenage self” bull. 

If that quote sounds familiar, it’s because it’s the standard answer that Biden Administration representatives have been repeating for months. I understand that the United States can’t make any moves without Russian cooperation, but I’m also exhausted with the PR party line. Perhaps, the president and his staff…

In Other News: “Water is rather WET”(unless you’re a fish. Then it’s just “atmosphere.”)

Let me get this straight..

He brandished (their words, most likely he had the weapon out and available but not pointed at anyone) a weapon to federal officers.. and get almost 8 years in jail..

People saying “wow, the rapid change in circumstance is suspicious! from someone capitalizing on their fame and life for profit too!” can fuck off.

Imagine blowing billions of dollars chasing the next big technological revolution all because some idolized attention seeking narcissist was willing to promise the world it would be here “next year” over and over and over again. When in reality he was offering essentially the same fucking driver assistance as other…

She meant “the totally ghetto and ratchet Oprah.”

“The fact the pair have been able to secure millions of dollars through undertakings with Spotify and Netflix is commendable.”

Both Azealia and Nicki are horrible people.  No winners in this fight.

“FINALLY people get to see the real me: an asshole.”

Only doing what you’re paid to do is not slacking, it’s not letting capital take advantage of you. Don’t allow your labor to be alienated any more than it already is. Never organize office parties and try your best not to attend office parties.

Staten Fucking Island.

“Tweets pointed out Kravitz’s past romantic relationship Ezra Miller, who has been accused of sexual abuse.”

thus proving he couldn’t have hurt Heard, because everyone knows domestic abusers have also abused every woman they’ve ever encountered.

Bitcoin holders need new suckers to unload their coins to.