“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”
I really think there should be a show where Trump and a random person off the street are asked questions about current events and policy. Even knowing how stupid the average person is, I bet they would still know more than the President.
One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.
Of course Bowling Green happened! The problem is, the massacre was so bad there wasn’t a single witness left to report on it.
From the Kansas City Art of the Car Concours, 2015. I knew I recognized this thing. Note the wild handbrake.
My favorite part is that if he bothered to read the article, it ends with this little gem (bolding the best part) -
Reminds me a lot of the 2005 Chrysler Firepower! (exclamation point is part of the model name) concept car. The Firepower! was a proof-of-concept that Chrysler could build a more up-scale 2 seat, 2 door coupe with a target for eventual power to fuel economy ratios. To this end, the concept was based on the Viper…
Speaking of polls, anyone looking for a silver lining should check out these PPP polling results from last night. America as a whole disagrees with Trump on literally every front he’s fighting on. The only area they’re split on is whether or not he should be impeached (46% to 46%), and that seems to be mainly…
You may have been looking for me. I am not there. I am away, here, secluded at my Space House living on the Ghia…
In every oval office picture, The Orange One always looks like he’s not having a good time. There’s a look on his face that’s a bit like someone who isn’t comfortable with where he is... like he knows he’s a poseur... it’s the look you see on a schoolkid’s face when they jump the rope at a presidential birthplace and…
That’s what Bannon is for!
Had to call aides from his bathroom phone for help spelling the word “remarkably”.
Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.
By being terrible at all of those things?
He doesn’t
But how does he do it?? I mean seriously watch TV, run country, his businesses, run his kids, how does he do it???
Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.
Reasons it took him 12 minutes to Tweet what he just saw on tv: GO!