Wait, how are wagon buyers pretentious tools? Don’t you get that some of us love cars and also now have families? Or that others just like utility in their sports sedan? I mean, we’re nearly an extinct species; do you go around punching pandas in the face too?

Stick to football and pizza commercials, Peyton.

“Papa John’s pizza tastes great” is a perfect example of alternative facts.

There’s a painting of her in an attic somewhere that’s becoming more empathetic & decent.

The fact that they seem to spend the most air time defending their completely petulant actions other than doing actual presidential work is absolutely mind-blowing.

They use her speech patterns to normalize Trump’s.

0 days without an ethics violation.

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

I notice that she - like her boss - seems to be incapable of speaking in full sentences. And usually their sentence fragments lack proper grammar and syntax. Yet the White House keeps putting her out there as a spokesperson. I guess that’s fitting for the bizarro world we’re living in, but it’s baffling all the…

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

What’s the over-under on Jeff Sessions ordering the Justice Department to decline to prosecute? Is that within his power?

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

It still blows my mind that the “You’re picking on Ivanka! Whaaaahhh!” Is one of the hills they are going to die on.

um.....Lock Her Up?