Sure it has fake exhaust tips. So what? Six small pipes wouldn’t fit with the rest of the car and would look ugly. Who cares?

I didn’t label you anything. You have as much right to like the Panamera as I do to dislike it. And while I do enjoy the occasional brown wagon, I have no special affection for a diesel or a manual. But it’s a pet peeve of mine when anyone who has any negative opinion of a person or thing gets dismissed as a…

Want to dismiss someone’s negative opinion about something? Just label them a hater! Problem solved

He’ll need to after looking at a Panamera!

There's no accounting for taste, but I've seen several IRL and they are just shocking to look at.

A VAG product with BMW taillights and a cow face.

The Peugeot 1007 was a smal hatchback with sliding doors, but they were electric, heavy, and excruciatingly slow. But manual sliding doors would be a great experiment on a car other then a minivan.

Are you Motor Trend? NO! You’re mother-lovin’ Jalopnik! So stop using the word “opined”! No one has ever opined in real life! The next time someone opines I’ll punch them in their o-spine.

It seems he didn’t have the insight to avoid driving into the giant lake.

I know it doesn’t really matter, but I’d like to see how much better a car would fare crashing into another car compared to the immovable object. Presumably it would absorb some of the impact.

The Flex is sexy. Flexy.

He's the Captain America.

What a bummer

My hot take? I don’t like it. It just doesn’t look like a “real” car. Like a render of what the model 3 might look like with some of it right but most things off. I just think I don’t like Tesla’s styling in general. They’re like the iPhone of cars, which is fine for an iPhone, but doesn’t work on a motor vehicle for…

I have come to the conclusion that I hate the type of wood used in the interior of this thing. It just brings to mind late 90's Mercedes and always looks cheap. Darker wood, or lighter (as in Volvo) is great, but this shade tubs me the wrong way.

Everything with the cars looked great. You could have told me it was season 23 of the old show and I wouldn’t have batted an eye. But everything with the hosts looks meh... Chris Harris has never struck me as someone with a lot of charisma, I don’t really like Chris Evans, and Matt LeBlanc is just kind a flatline for…

I understand why they made it fast, but why did they make it so... soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly?

So not only is it based on a previous gen Camaro (an ugly car in its own right), but they added hilariously tacky gold wheels, an ugly grill/headlight design with even more gold, a garish body kit and t-top, and the crowning achievement of tack: a golden eagle on the hood. I'm finding it pretty easy to hate this thing.

Wow! You can fit at least seven bodies in there!

Don’t text, or you’ll be next! ...and that’s all I got folks! I’ll see myself out.