I’ve always felt conflicted about Spyker’s styling. I think they look great, but there’s also something a little off about them. Same with the interiors.

My family doesn’t have BBC America, or even cable, and I had the misfortune of getting into the show after the majority of the seasons were taken off Netflix. So I’ve only seen seasons 2,3,4, (on the official Top Gear Youtube channel) and 17-22, with the additional… let’s say “dubiously legal” episode uploaded to…

I really like the idea, but I think it’s lacking a bit in execution. Not in the technical aspects; it’s very impressive there. But in styling. The slope of the roof is too steep. A more gradual slope (think Jag F-Type) would look absolutely fantastic.

They look aftermarket and I mean that in the worst possible way.

Wouldn't it be great if there were 86 I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE MADE THIS COMMENT YET ITS SO WITTY AND ORIGINAL

Get someone to fix its face and doors and turn the tail lights upside-down, and I think they would have an attractive SUV on their hands.

I liked it better when it was called the GLE. I thought they already made this car. Say what you want about the X6, it’s better than this turd. It looks like the GLC got scoliosis. “Set photocopiers to 120%, Spock!” Just pick whichever one you like best. I couldn’t choose.

I'm not saying it's time travel, but time travel.

Is that last car real? It’s an old Dodge Charger, but wagonified?

Aston Martin has such cool names: Vantage, Vanquish. But AM-RB 100?! I assume AM stands for Aston Martin, but what’s RB 100? Why can't we have names anymore?

So they took a Sonic, and removed its only distinguishing element: its cool headlights. Boooooo Chevy

What’s wrong with your face?! Looks like it got some lip injections that went horribly wrong...

I’ve always said it it “pyuh-jzoh” (if that phonetic spelling makes any sense). Watching Top Gear they prounounce it “puh-jzoh”, but I couldn’t tell if that was influenced by the English accent or not.

I’ve picked out 100 years worth of names for your cars, Rolls-Royce! Specter, apparition, poltergeist, phantasm, apparition, shade, spook, ethereal being, revenant, figment, and ignis fatuus. No need to thank me.

PAGANI. I challenge you to be the FIRST to build a convertible with gullwing doors. Get your top people in it! I believe it can be done!

I have to say I really like the general shape of this. The initial patent renderings were terrible, but in the flesh it’s quite good. The front overhang is long, but with such a low-slung car, to have any sort of graceful curve over the front wheels, it has to be that way; look at the Mclaren P1. Where the Centenario…

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. So... It has nice wheels? Everything about this is wrong and weird. The proportions seem... off. The middle grill and skinny headlights make it look like it has a dopey pig face, the round what I assume are foglights are in the wrong place, the taillights are…

The thing I hate the most about Michael Bay movies is the godawful color grading. I realize orange and teal is like a “thing” nowadays, but Mike takes it to a whole new level. I also hate how every actor is spray-tan orange and shiny. Gross.

I don't know where Kia went wrong but this looks terrible

How is the CCX not a Citroen? It has the sort-of chevron grill, the sloping beltline, Citroen-esque head and taillights. Even the name, CCX, which could be read 2CX. Like that one Chrysler concept from whenever. I’m pretty convinced they just stole it and pulled off the badges.