she asked, “We’re hearing about a lot of Democratic candidates who are meeting with Hillary Clinton for advice...do you think you’ll do the same?”

Well he needs a majority of delegates. A candidate doesn't even need a plurality of public voters.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

I think you’ve got this wrong, Stephen.

Cohen —- > rat

My friend Liz says you have to fight too much with King Crab to get to the meat,

Watching the Cohen testimony showed me how lost and depraved the places in the country are that would elect such evil, willfully ignorant idiots like Meadows, Jordan, Clay Higgins and the rest of the republican bobbblehead Trump lickers.

Nope. Fuck that. “She’s a woman on the Internet, she should learn to deal,” is not a valid response.

Shitbags need to either learn to be better people, or get their shit tuned up. The onus is never on the victim, ever.

That said, it’s really kind of heartbreaking to hear Smedius say, “And I know, I should’ve known about this whole thing...”

Anonymity. Penny Arcade expressed it perfectly.

It is broadly true that “haters” are an inescapable part of any public-facing position; no matter what you do, no matter how much good you do, or no matter how fundamentally disconnected you are from a perceived problem/irritant, there will always be a vocal minority of dickheads who will feel the need to shit in your…

Adolf = 5 letters

Adolf Hitler: Publicly proclaimed that Nazis are some very fine people.

I don’t want to be ‘that’ guy, but I feel compelled to be ‘that’ guy.