That’s pretty much what the TV show Penny Dreadful did until it got cancelled too soon.

I had a pharmacist ask me to deliver a transfer of inventory to another store a few days ago because the company didn’t want to pay for shipping.

She sacrificed herself to the buffalo spirit as an offering much as the mastadon god did. Another tribe member was the one who slapped the food away, his character works as a member of the old guard too ingrained to move on. In the end it was the children who were adaptable enough to move on to the new belief system.

Just a point of order, Atsula’s god is a mastodon (they followed the mastodon across the land bridge). When she communes with her God it speaks of a sacrifice that she did not expect to need to make. The God loved its people (the hint there being that the God put its people above its own continuity which is an attack…

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

I used to be angry at the price of razors, but then I bought a razor factory because that’s what you do.

Calling them “Evil genius masterminds” doesn’t help either — that’s the kind of thing that will just inflate their ego and magnify their importance on the world stage. What they do, again, does NOT take genius. Anyone can devise a crude bomb, kill people and blow themselves the fuck up. “Losers” may not be the perfect…

Jon Favreau is literally crying into his Parachute sheets right now.

The Native American Tribe vs White Militia idea ain’t half bad. Seems more reasonable then Saviors & Heepsters vs Farmers, WASPs, & Community Theater Actors.

Comey is Ned Stark. Very misguided, much at fault, probably trying pretty hard.

I would but honestly why should I care? Ive always known that the majority of americans are total idiots. The election just confirmed it.

Who the fuck is making these graphics? They’re terrible and pixelated and the font choices are always very confusing.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

A bulletproof bullshit filter

It’s the little jump before he folds, and the synchronized head-tilts from Niall and Louis that completely do me in.

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

Graduation speaches are usually some fucked up shit. My sister’s graduation from a small christian liberal arts college had an alumni come and speak. The essence of his speach was “God blessed me with the opportunity to work on the atomic bomb.” We all just kind of sat there in shock. It was so far out of left field.

I don’t like getting cock-teased for three and a half hours. If I’m gonna play a gay dating game, it better end in pixelated half-lion dong.

I did hear her explain this on Lovett or Leave It this weekend. Did a good job of saying things I’ve been thinking

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