Yes, but is the tie made of silk or .... lenin?

Lol “his family.” This isn’t Phil from improv class. There’s an entire country and commonwealth following him like he’s a pregnant giraffe who needs to deliver for them. It isn’t simple to do the Disney movie thing and be an edgy hero choosing true love.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

The title of that article is horribly inflammatory, but it makes some important points about flaws in the evidence against Wilson.

My sister made me go and it was ridiculous. I remember reading that it’s a front for high-stakes poker games that are held when it’s closed and that the owners were surprised at how well the pudding sold.

You just did, cuck.

Wait, what’s more disgusting? Someone who doesn’t have children not caring about the sex lives of 13 years olds or someone who doesn’t have children caring about the sex lives of 13 year olds?

I always loved Martha Plimpton’s recurring character on there too.

Even if I were lactose intolerant, they would need to pry my cream cheese from my cold dead hands.

Have you read any Octavia Butler?? She’s my other favorite feminist sci fi writer.

One of the most brilliant bits of the GotG movies are the soundtracks. Not only are all the songs great and work well to enhance the scenes, they wrote a specific storyline to underpin how valuable that music was to Peter—the last bit of his mother and her love for him that he could still hear, over and over.

Roy Cohn, a gay man who hated gays sooooo much he engineered government commissions to ruin their lives for being “unAmerican”, in many cases simply because they were gay. No red ties, simply gay. “Subversive elements” was far and ride known as code meaning gay.

Yeah but Roy Cohn was a gay hating gay person. He was a Milo. Roy Cohn was also an anti-semitic Jew. People are so fascinating aren’t they?

In my closet. At my funeral or divorce  I want to rig it to fly out on a wire like a ghost.

Are people more or less buoyant when their bowels are full?

Herself. I’d bet anything that her pastor told her that she needs to go to Jesus with a clean conscience so she can get into heaven.

I kind of love that WaPo is now just flat-out saying that Trump is lying:

Point out that close to 50% of fertilized eggs fail to implant in the uterus naturally, and they get really mad at you.

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.