I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

I hate when all my enema work is destroyed!

Given how uptight and clean-freaky Patrick is I wouldn't be surprised if he did multiple enemas throughout the day, just to be sure. That was probably just his first one and then he proceeded to do them every hour on the hour.

And then it calls the audience right the fuck out on that, more than once. That second season was intense.

what if queen isabella but boobs

Comments like yours hurt the cause of victims. I said explicitly in my comment that

1. I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually do the Photoshopping herself. Job creator!

"It's so crazy this copper hook thing we designed to go up in you is effective! Try it today" -doctors

32 in California, I hear you! When did I age out of people caring about my vote? But Prop 47 is an interesting one - because it's kind of a lab experiment. If the Democrats and the libertarian wing of the Republicans try to compromise on anything at the federal level, I think they'll start with drug sentencing. If…

I always get excited when I learn about new music this way - and I'm so out of it that soundtracks are practically the only way I WILL learn about new music at this point (well that, and Pandora) - and then I realize no one will ever think I'm hip because I'll have to cop to hearing it on The Hunger Games soundtrack.

Sorry but that's now intellectual property of BearsCo. Any unauthorized use will be met with a cease and desist letter from the law firm of Dewey, Shadem and Howe.

Foreshortening is part of the patriarchy's conspiracy to reduce the reach of women by physically shortening their limbs.

He is responsible for me watching so many terrible nonsensical movies.

This is just like the gypsy woman said!

Awesome, but this missed "That's how you get ants." It comes up maybe a dozen times in the first four seasons.

It's the shamelessness of it all!

"Three-box beehive..." also known as:

I assumed "shawty" referred to Josh Hutcherson.

Have you gotten the second e-mail after the confirmation one? It's been 10 hours, and I'm still waiting for it.