Golems are creatures of tragedy. Nearly every mythic legend and story of them tends to end poorly for them and possibly everyone around them. I understand a sort of direct retelling might be interesting, but it would kind of feel like telling a story where the monkey's paw (surprise!) ended up granting wishes against…

Bride!

Now that sounds like a structural issue. A bride that can no longer carry the weight it was designed to carry, is a bridge I don't want to cross.

To hopefully prevent some people from taking away in incorrect understanding of how bells work because of this video. Was that not obvious?

Them: How did we make Frozen?

Me: Cool, a musical behind the scenes!

Them: How did we make Frozen?

Me: I don't know? How?

Them: How did we make Frozen?

Omg. This is more or less the plot of Smilla's Sense of Snow, a terrific novel. And no, it doesn't end well.

This is just like the gypsy woman said!

Awesome, but this missed "That's how you get ants." It comes up maybe a dozen times in the first four seasons.

The Barge was supposed to be Google's Permit Application Department....

It's the shamelessness of it all!

But...Hydra fell...don't tell me chopping off it's head did nothing...

So probably Queenie is dead and Steve-Nicks-Witch cannot bring her back without her brain... too bad there's no extra head loose around nor some witches with Frankenstein experience or something... wait! there are!!

"Three-box beehive..." also known as:

I've been finding myself getting more and more anoyed by anything written in any of the office docs formats (win or mac).

Liev Schreiber, Romola Garai, Olivia Williams and Elias Koteas. Looks like they've really squandered a solid cast on a crud story.

I assumed "shawty" referred to Josh Hutcherson.

Have you gotten the second e-mail after the confirmation one? It's been 10 hours, and I'm still waiting for it.

Wow, that woman could totally be a stand-in for Laura Dern!

... the most interesting things about this creature compared to its more evolved cousins ...