I'm surprised no one has a sure-shot shower attachment or clued him in.

Out of curiosity, as I don't watch straight porn, does anyone have an estimate as to the ratio of men to women orgasming first? I'd guess women but you'd think that would mean men would be roughly trained to follow a similar script making sure their partner orgasmed first. Also do women clearly climax in porn or is…

The Loren / Mansfield photo is a great teaching moment as to the definition of side eye.

They're, uh, flocking this way.

MOO

That cocaine really cuts the time it takes to churn the butter. Hands dusted indeed, let it snow.

I don't know why this pops into my head.

Death to Baloney!

The Tara, Gone with the Wind, "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!" was pretty funny before the big snicker-snack. Go Tara.