All I'm thinking is: splinters.

Largely this book seems to suffer from the sort of unevenness that accompanies story collections whenever an author ends up having success with a novel and rushing to press a followup book. There are moments where these stories could have been great, but end up getting mired down in simply not having been winnowed…

Hahahah. Italian Secret Service? Everyone knows Italians can't keep secrets.

I already have that power. Eeeeehheheeeeeheeheheeheheheeeee

Science was obviously involved. They scientifically moved the earth, but the real hero was kicked off the planet into the middle of nowhere desert on Tatooine.

I really wish in all their incarnations of the new Gawker comment system, there was a way to indicate "Like" or "+1" or Upvote.

I know how the series ends. They're actually all just in a dream waiting to wake up in heaven and they never bother explaining why the power went out.

Am I the only one who thinks the only reason she said yes was because it was so wildly public?

I approached my (recent) 31st birthday with more anxiety than 30.

Sex House is better.

I'm not sure what is more terrifying: the track or the passengers. This was the golden age of spectacle.

When your comment system requires a "how to manual," its probably a good sign that you graphic user interface designer fucked up.

Also this way they can make money.

This is amazing. Although I kind of would have liked to see a wet, shaggy Chewbacca swimming in the pool.

Yeah, but the baby boomers are going to burn through their accumulated wealth dying slowly over 30 years after they retire.

She has absolutely no on air personality.

What's amazing is after like four clicks, they want you to subscribe for $99 a month. To look at OkCupid profiles. Sure.

Did these people not watch the final season?

I feel itchy just looking at her.

So basically now you can get a gel that makes having sex twice as emotionally complicated and half as much fun? Great.