LOL. Yes. Because GMs problems are the use of hyperbole. If only they'd use the right words none of this would have happened. Or something.

And I don't know what software firm you've worked in, but in my experience spectacular bug reports are appreciated. I imagine your attitude stemming from some soulless Amazon or…

Bizzare secret messages? Or Youtube test automation run amok?

THIS. If you follow @anon_centre you'll see clowns taking down anything they can. Like the Nigerian airspace management system. I think they'd kill life support systems at a childrens hospital if they could. For the "lulz."

Every time I see one of the Monte Carlos I point and laugh. There goes someone to their trailer-park. Yeeee hawwwwww. Ohhhh the "SS" model. For Super Shitty.

I just can't get past the "everyone lives by getting on a supertrain" silliness. OMG! Humanity is doomed! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?! BUILD A FUCKING SUPERTRAIN!

And how much of that is BS marketing? With movies the marketing can easily surpass pproduction costs. BI'm sure there's some suited dudebro marketdouche telling them he can synergize their impressions and face hits with the verticals. Or something. For a cool $50m.

Game: Metal Gear Solid (bonus for porn star "Solid Snake")

Except for PCs. Enjoy your gaming console "rig" with it's $12 APU from AMD.

Better not hang on XBL then. It's nothing but caffeinated tweens and dudebros calling everyone "faggot" when their skills don't measure up. Which is basically the entire online experience.

Because the trails come from the engines...

Easier than clicking "buy now" at Amazon? UNPOSSIBLE!

I cast necrothread..

Becuase when you're investigating a mysterious gas pocket underground the first thing you think is "hey. let's light that shit on fire and see what happens..."

I suspect it was more like:

Supervisor: "Hey you flunkies of the state, go figure out WTF is up with those reports of gas!"

Workers: "Dude, this blows. Let's just…

There is only one RAF that matters...

Good sir, do you include a yellow sticker to go with it? Yellow means SPEED.

Would a Floridian even know what a plow is?

Yeah, do they have "plowing your ground" laws there?

It's not a prank when it's totally staged. Jesus. I just work up hung over one morning and the crew has the foresight to call in a film crew in the middle of the night. Then I was slammed through the roof of a building (obviously not built to code) using bungees and emerged uninjured having miraculously avoid having…

It is nice. I see the HP/L argument didn't take long to pop up from the Evo fans.

Doesn't change the fact that the Evo is old. It's not seen a real update in ages. DSM is on the ropes. They started their long slide to irrelevancy when the Eclipse got FWD and Pontiac side panels.

Perhaps some moisture would help? Suction cups? How do they work?

Silly product is silly.