I alone am your Mercedes pickup.

No, keep sending them.

Wait tips@jalopnik is for actual story tips, I’ve been sending in photos of a different kind of tip there. Boy do I feel stupid now.

No. Because #courage.

Torch, I always picture you as an automotive-savant Charlie Day.

I respect how much time went into this post... But...

0.8% heroin.

COTD is a McGuffin that lets us sit around and admire $kaycog’s prize for the random winner. The COTD itself is irrelevant.

Somehow, strangely, unbelievably...

Congratulations, Ms. $kaycog, on your COTD win. I’d like to present you with a beer, which this...er...gentleman would deliver to you, if he hadn’t drunk it on the way. Sorry.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Pictured: the man’s feelings upon flooding his car

15 city?

I hear Mustang owners call them...Targets.

“Walkers” It is both true and a nice homage to Alissa.

I do make $100k/year and I support him. I dont want anything for free (except free Uber rides like that guy in Funbag lucked into) but I would appreciate it if roads and bridges were maintained/improved.

this take is

heh.

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn

But they have a Mercedes!