No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Holy FordFocus Batman

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

Could a this semi-truck be considered Jalop? A purple(and brown), manual, diesel, rear wheel drive, wagon-esk Volvo???

Thanks $kay!

I got banned from Gawker main site for a while for saying that. Methinks them Jezzies didn’t get the reference.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Why is it sexy when women leave their shoes on, but ridiculous when men do? Or am I just seeing this from the male side of things?

Congratulations, Mrs. NeonBlaqk, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Fiat which these lovely handsome men will deliver soon. Also, congratulations on being a future mommy.

never mind. googled it and that’s exactly what it is.

What the wing hell?

In other news, 2,000 Honda employees are currently updating their resumes.

In Unrelated News: NSX production has been delayed another 5 years.

Pretty sure that’s a lamb ...... o.

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

It doesn’t say it in the article, but police say the perpetrator may have been on... Speed.

My father owned a black 1979 300D (unsure of year, but had clear fog lights). When I was a late teen I used to borrow it on the odd occasion that I had a date. My father would let me use his car if I cleaned it for him. Fuck yes I cleaned it. I cleaned it because a black W123 Benz is a beautiful thing with clean…

Here’s my 97 Ranger single cab in Texas.....