Someone once remarked that the relationship between rich old men and beautiful younger women is like a parking meter.

Here you go. All you need is an old XJ-S to start off ...

The Zagatos are rather special.

Sometimes you don’t have a choice.

The love child of a Viper and an Audi TT?

A proper Irishman would never mix corned beef with his cabbage and bacon ...

Snap! I had exactly the same thought.

The reason the President’s office is oval is so the incumbent can’t hide in the corners.

Maybach SFV (Sport Futility Vehicle):

I wonder where they got the idea? (Comes in a convertible, too!)

My Jaguar XK150 was perverse in just that way. It had no wood on the dash, but the floors were marine grade ply panels.

Audi R8 e-Tron.

1991. My first trip to Tokyo. A hotel on the Ginza.

Th most surprising thing about that story is that it was in San Diego, not Pensacola.

First thing to do: upgrade the sprinkler system in the Capitol Building.

The hare and the toroise race. The hare loses.

The political version is about the difference between a cactus and a caucus...

The Broken Hill Proprietary Company Limited would like a word with you ...

Some years ago I was working with Holden. At the time, they were considering importing the Chevy Suburban.

As a Chinese client of mine once remarked: