I know Zagato has a history of 'polarising' design, but Dear God, that thing is ugly ...

1979 ad for Fiat - with a soundtrack by Mozart and R2D2!

Start with this?

Reminds me a bit of a Renault Floride ...

He's a real classic - fu er dai and tu hao all at the same time ...

Looks like a British Leyland Friday afternoon car.

Jalopolis.

"In fact, every extra minute over enemy territory increases the risk to aircrews."

No - just 'no'.

And what, pray, is a 'perimiter'?

Always loved this - for the purity of its shape and that polished alloy body.

Well that took care of gas and ammo. What do they do for beer and bait?

Because Lambo ...

It seems Americans don't do 'metric'.

The US has offered to send in a ship to help ...

What, his ego? Sure it is ...

I'm more curious about the economics of using a $70,000 missile to take out a $700 truck.

Oh dear, that interior looks like it came from a Las Vegas casino.

Sage advice from Judith Viorst: "Never have more children than your car has window seats".

Rover SD1. (Just like having a Ferrari Daytona Hatchback).