I absolutely think it’s worth that.

I like on the level where you destroy the power fuse thingys (can’t remember their names) that are used to produce the argent energy, the guy is like, “You are destroying many years of work” and the Doom marine is like, “eh” *BAM*.

It is ridiculous in a GREAT way. It’s fun, and the campaign is insane fun. The graphics, also, are pretty rad.

Oh god, that voice does sound like him. It would be awesome if they went to some hidden camera view, that shows the control room, and Phil Hartman is going crazy.

I feel like it would smell like a McDonald’s dumpster. Which, in a sense, if you can SEE that you are not actually eating a dumpster, then it is bearable. Is this logic incorrect?

Supposedly those things are banned in hotels in Indonesia and Malaysia.

That tattoo, alone, caused the death of 1,000,000 Bothans.

Yeah, I don’t like for people to ask me what I’m laughing about after reading “puckered anus smirk”. :D

That’s good. That’s really good shit right there.

Oh, good lord... *slow clap for your troubles*

We have a case of “unclear circumstances” coming down the pike!

I would be afraid of errant foul balls.

Glad I didn’t eat it to begin with.

To your little snippet about the term “cyberbullying”, I see this weird “digitalization” of humanity taking place. Where things that happen on the virtual plain have very real, human effects. If you need me to elaborate, I can try. It’s hard to explain.

Wow, an asshole AND condescending? Such a virtuous platform to aspire to.

Because he’s an alpha male jackoff, that’s why.

Because she is the most closely-aligned with Bernie.

Get this: I bet there’s 12 women completely and utterly qualified to serve in the cabinet. But for *each one of those positions*, there just might be a man that is better qualified. Or not.

VP is a powerless position? Let’s get Cheney on the phone and tell him that.