List is going to be longer then distance from Earth to a Moon and I am talking about every day things.

Aww, look at you being nice and assuming that they actually get invited to parties.

Cheer up, emokid

Let's add that to the running list of things Donald doesn't know.

Don’t be so fucking melodramatic.

I’m sorry to hear about your troubles. If it is any consolation, I myself have gotten dramatically older and comically fatter during the eight-year Obama regime.

I’m just thrilled that you’re in my city.

You must be fun at parties.

You are me, Ellie. You are all of us. Thank you for your sacrifice.

To your point, I’ve lived in Philly for 8 years (moved at this time in ‘08 so it’s been interesting watching the conventions and comparing to then) and Philly has had incredible housing and business development in that time. When I moved here and was trying to figure out where to live, people kept telling me that…

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We decided to take shelter with some Republicans, to see how they were enjoying the Democratic Convention from afar.

Interviewers have tried to ask that question. The answer is another 10 minute tirade. The problem with any interview with him is that he’s not giving people an hour to probe him so they can cut 10 minutes together - he’s giving them 5 minutes before he has to go on for a speech or whatever. So the media guys feel like…

The defending the misogynist part is not shocking of course but I wonder, why does no one in the press EVER call him out on his repeated statements that “these people” (oh so many people) are asking him this or telling him that. He says it in nearly any interview, nearly every speech and it gets passed over as a…

This definitely needs to be it. I don’t believe I’ve ever felt more spent from rage and fury.

Stop lying to increase your brand awareness, Ivanka.

That little glance down before he touches her hips... what is that? I didn’t notice it the first time, but it raises the creep factor to 11.

If you really want to punish North Carolina, don’t take away the all star game. Give them the Olympics.

The number of people in North Carolina who are googling the word imminently...

We now go LIVE to the 14-year old version of myself for a reaction....