If Gawker Media shuts down, I’ll tearfully remember you. :*(

Water softens it up (for the cleaning part). Just put water in it and let it sit and soak.

The vomit of the plants!!

Jesus, that sounds really good. I’ve been trying to figure out ways of adding more veggies to breakfast. Or alternatively, cutting down on sugar.

It’s politics, man.

I’m a White Sox fan and I couldn’t be happier!! :D

Admittedly, I like Oasis. “Don’t Look Back in Anger” is a freakin’ gem.

And the Marilyn Manson t-shirt (which I pointed out on someone else’s comment). Can we just establish that there are a ton of trailer park wankers that listen to his music out of “rebellion” or whatever other misguided reasons there are?

Ummm, what kind of shittery is happening on the chest one!?!?!?! LOL

Stupid little goth fucker is wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt, also. Ironic, I guess?

It’s real to me, dammit!!

What I will do is, if the service is bad, I set a timer in my head, and the longer they take, the more the percentage of the tip goes down (unless they do something that totally erases the bad performance or whatever). Also, if someone brings out a cold, shitty plate of food, I simply tell the waiter or bartender to…

Somebody made this comment on the Facebook post.

It is a scorching hot take and VERY GOOD ONE at that.

That bat flip is legendary.

I mean...it *is* his main demographic...

Those are smiles. That’s the botox wearing off.

Honestly...I think the joke is on us. She said “Thank you” in a very sarcastic manner, like she was in on it. I’m kinda confused, really. Dumbfounded, even.

I can’t tell if sarcasm, but he hasn’t gone off the “deep end”, so to speak. He simply is doing his own thing and I wouldn’t be shocked if he thinks his siblings are insane.

Your comment is kind of hilariously ironic. How many people do you think would go to West Virginia to bring attention to a chemical leak? This is actually the first I’ve heard about it, so I’ll thank Mrs. Brockovich for that.