Yes, great, sell them for dirt-cheap to the uber-rich. Thanks Audi.

"While there's no manual option" - that is where I stopped reading. Not that I was very interested in the first place.

It's the owners' fault for buying a pointless manual transmission when more reliable and advanced automatic transmissions are available as a no-cost option.

@Spiegel, Slayer of turtlz: This just in: Ray LaHood has declared manual transmissions illegal for our own safety. Effective immediately.

That is fantastic.

Toyota: Fun doesn't fit our brand image.

Jalopnik crossposting to Swamplot? My life is now complete.

@MaWeiTao: I totally agree, but it's not like the GT-R comes in stick shift either.

What I mean is that NY probably cares about as much for a new space shuttle as much as they do for a new Apple store, whereas Houston, aka "Space City", has had an absolutely enormous vested interest in the space program for the last 50 years. This decision was bullshit. Period.

Ugh, to New York? Our polar opposite, who could give two shits about anything but itself?

@ɹǝʌoɹ ǝБuɐɹʇs: Hilarious.

@Kaiser-Machead: Don't worry, we're glad you're not here either.

Good!

@AMGkiller: I could not agree more.

@StreetsideStig: I lol'd

@Interface_Revisions_Without_Co...: Did enjoy comment. Would read again. A+

@Whitetrashsteve: Wow, that is an amazing picture.

You can file this under "E", for "Epic win".