How about I-10 between Houston and Katy, instead of the 60mph it currently is with 4-5 lanes of flat, straight perfect road. Speed limits.. what a racket.

That was fucking stupid on behalf of the cops. Just leave a ticket on the windshield instead of doing 5 figures of automotive and property damage, you apes. Jesus.

You guys have fucking ruined this site with the layout. Ruined it. I'm out.

That was weird.

Damn it. My wedding is 3/24/12 in Austin.

@Ex. President Mack 'Sideshow' 41: Yes.

That was awesome.

Going to the dark side, eh?

+1

@SpotJ: good enough for me.

By Satan's pointy pitchfork! Why had I never heard of this wonderful machine?!

When it comes time to spawn offspring, I will be eyeing the used E63 and CTS-V wagons hungrily. Yum.

With 321 hp, It should be nudging a 5-second 0-60, if not breaking it. Why so slow?

I like your take on this. Also, PBR is delicious.

And not a single fuck was given.

Too flipping stupid for words.

These god damned hot wheels ads are obnoxious.

@E30fernando: That's a much simpler and more elegant solution than the ones discussed above.

It's not the Jims you Jarmusch - it's the .. wait.. nevermind