I am scheduled to pick up my 335i m-sport in Munich on 6/27. So help me God if the greenies ruin this for me.

@Xander Crews: Forged wheels do not take to heating kindly. I think that played a big part in this one.

@AMGkiller: I agree.

@mikejonas: Gonna have to youtube that.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

@Psiu! Puxa!: I love your Volvo 240! But I digress:

If you make it all the way through that shoe I'll eat my cat.

touche.

Please post your address so I can come and yell fart noises into a megaphone outside your home while you're trying to relax. Seriously- straight pipes on your tiny engine are pointless, obnoxious and rude.

Beautiful sentiment on paper, but yes, IRL a beige Camry is still boring.

Amen.

@DasWauto: Amen. Nailed it on the head.

Holy shit.

That is utterly utterly terrifying. Ugh.

Damn!

@bozoerrebbe: man what the fuck? and you have a star?

@ca.Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Indeed it is

*clap clap clap clap*

Then that would make me your bizarro-world duplicate.