I am a mild bimmerphile and feel the same way. How could the new 5 be so good, and then.. this.

@Jagvar: WE DUINT LAK YER KAND HERE

@IFTNFS: *clap clap clap*

That was AWESOME

I noticed that I also am scheduled to presumably finish in Bristol at 4PM.. Double coincidence?

Awesome

@Kate's dirty sister: ZING!

Very interesting!

The website is now showing up as text-only, and ca.jalopnik.com hasn't worked for days.

I think you meant "Worst Regards", otherwise, yes.

DEBBIE DOWNERRRRRRRR

I like I9 better.

WINNING!

That or a frigging 335d swag wagon in stick shift. For pete's sake, BMW. Do it.

I would have the unstoppable urge to grab one side of the wing and yank down on it as hard as I could.

Sriracha is aight. More of a hoisin guy myself.

If it was in Texas, it would have been a self-cleaning mess sponsored by Whataburger.

*polite clap*

What the hell?

Dude, that is friggin sweet. So much good design this year.