Yeah, that's what I want. A heavy, underpowered, automatic-only sedan wannabe. Totally competitive with the 3-series. Yeah.

@philaDLJ: I think I love you?

@duurtlang: I think the side scoop is a bit much, but still very dragonable.

What the hell are you all smoking? That thing is frigging gorgeous.

@steelwhisperer: It's actually a fairly common name down there, from what I gather. I work with a NZer named Ashley, who goes by Ash.

Rappers are really going to have to get creative to rhyme with "Aventador".

So far so good. From what I can tell, it has a stunning profile.

Certainly no disagreement there.

Life-sized Micro Machines! Finally!

Dude, speaking as someone who actually drives that same stretch of road every day of my life, let me say that my concerns of being killed by an inattentive trophy wife in an SUV, a texting teenager, or an illegal immigrant unaware or incapable of following highway laws are ONE THOUSAND TIMES higher than my concern of…

That is hilarious!

That's weird, I never knew there was a difference. Fiancee then.

That is car porn of the fucking highest caliber. The shot of the exhaust flames had me cussing like a sailor and making what i'm pretty sure is similar to an O face in front of my fiance. Quality quality stuff.

@snap_understeer_ftw: Now THAT would be impressive.

How about I apply for the job and show up like I'm totally serious, then tell him OK I'LL BE RIGHT OVER on the first call and then just never show up. WOULDN'T THAT BE WACKY!?!

No manual, no care

@Xander Crews: that is awesome

@seabasstin: Eloquent, but completely mistaken.

@Jackie: Ahhhh drug money. What can't it buy these days?

@TheAntiCat is freezing his fur off in Canada, eh.: Yes.