@Ender: holy s(@^*# is that guy annoying

@Okie_Smokie: IN THE FACE!

@AMGkiller: And that is why you are not a cop.

Cool slushbox bro.

Here's to hoping one of his own men uses a tank with rusty treads to run it over.. slowly.

@bbrewer - Soon with saab powered e30!: Yes, yes it is. Mobile doesn't work at all, and I can't get comments on the new layout. And the new ads are intrusive. This blows.

I had some Micro Machines (tm) Supertrains (tm) back in the day. They were pretty sweet.

More Houston stuff! Love it. Saw this on Swamplot, didn't expect it to get into my Jalopnik.

That cop can go börk himself.

Unrelated to this article, but Ray LaHood is the most worthless bastard employed by anyone, ever. He alone has the tools to fix our jacked-up transportation system, and instead he sits around listening to the Beeb. He should be demoted to fry cook for life.

Mine is going to be a 2011 335i m-sport. Con mucho boosto.

@The Honey Badger: Nice choice.

Platinum valve stems, don't forget.

@Kate's dirty sister:

Here's my 60-0: I switched to ca.jalopnik.com for the first time and found out I had 17 new replies, since the new layout apparently just doesn't notify me of them.

Ohhh, so THAT's what the Platinum edition fords are. Platinum wheels. I get it now.

I'm sorry, over $100k for 22 sets of OEM 20" wheels & tires? Is that MSRP + emotional damage?

Exactly.

Is that illegal to have? Umm... brb

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!