Hey Nissan, thanks for featuring a model with rigid plastic chest bubbles. Watching her run in a bikini is about as exciting as watching the Juke slalom.

Oh, yes, I would totally buy a 201(!!)hp, automatic-only, benz bloatmobile coupe for the same money as a '12 e92 328i.

An epic winner is you.

You hadn't heard? The eunuch market is the next big thing.

Wow, I had never even heard of that variant. Those have got to be few and far between.

That gives me a compound boner.

The title reads: "Greatest leap FORWARD". Good try though.

Ray,

If there's no video of the explosion, why bother posting?

No, but seriously, you could shoot better quality with a $20 webcam. How is this level of quality acceptable?

No it is not.

So that's what happened to Fluffy =/

Seriously, it looks like and probably is a cheap, ugly piece of crap with a terrible engine and poor fuel efficiency. What exactly is their target market?

Ereht did ouy, tahw ees I.

No, he would be angled the other way. Unless he was drifting backwards down the ramp.. in which case, AWESOME

It was an odd experience this morning.. Took surface streets in, almost no one was out.. work parking garage at maybe 5% capacity, half of work stayed home. Great view of some 59 and 45 overpasses (Allen pkwy and Pierce exits) from my 32nd floor window, people were sliding into guardrails, pushing their cars on foot,…

*clap clap clap*

Great, a shiny new toy to play Rambo with, while the rest of their partners are out stealing money from taxpayers.