@ThreeLitre: Minus the bear, it would only be "BJ".. and I believe we are all in agreement that, yes, it would be good.

@Elhigh: Well of course I agree. I was speaking strictly aesthetics. If we're talking performance, step 1 is scrap this monstrosity, and step 2 is find a way to import a gray-market Maloo.

Everyone loses at the caption contest. Last one out, turn off the lights. Thanks.

Sure, but will it have an Urkel beltline? And will it only be available in auto?

@Elhigh: I politely disagree. You can go alot (ALOT) more wrong with 22s. And yes, they're big, but it's for a huge, slab-sided pickup. I think those are pretty sharp actually.

@TexanIdiot25 - can't heel-toe downshift with big feet: He meant currently in production, stickler.

Some of the questions and answers are pretty hilarious.

@Ash78, white microwave aficionado: It doesn't seem like anyone else has yet recognized the genius of this post. So, here, have this:

@Daddy Rocket will get the hell out of some groceries: Really? I thought the quality was pretty good.

@bugattatra - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?: +1. WTF.

@bugattatra: As well as a distinctive woody note, with subtle hints of raspberry.

@Pessimippopotamus: That is batshit crazy. Wow.

@twinturbo2: yessssss

@bugattatra - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?: IT'S SO ANGRY

@hawkeye18: Douché.

@clarkwgriswold001: Huge win.

@twinturbo2: Chevy: IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES

@sbunny: You might be on to something with that one. I like it better anyways.

@jodark: Pretty bold statement man - there was a thread on e90post where a guy went into limp mode on a steep incline with no shoulder. There are times where your motor vehicle needs to perform or otherwise the driver will have to deal with a pretty serious situation. Not generally, but it does happen.

@BrtStlnd: That guy sounds like a d-bag. BMW does plenty of recalls.