@hawkeye18: Other Breaking News: People Who Call BMW Owners Douchey Just As Douchey As They Imagine BMW Owners To Be

@ZeroOrDie: Seriously, GTFO

@worthless_cos: Only 3 years and thousands of owner complaints. Guess taking it to the media is truly the fastest way to solve a problem.

Wow. Literally 3 years of costumer complaints on this well (WELL) documented issue have not effected this result from BMW, but one little segment airs on GMA and BAM recall. Not sure what to make of this, but glad BMW is finally doing what's right.

@MR_JONES - Training Mode: ...and I read that in Riley's voice. Well played.

@HandyHank: Nothing personal son, I just wish I would have made better decisions when I was stationed at Okinawa. Now go outside and play or something.

@LuckyChuck drifts his sneakers: I think it's especially hilarious (in a gut-wrenching sort of way) that American industry has been going full-throttle to send as many jobs as possible to third-world countries for the past twenty years, and now everyone's standing around broke, scratching their heads, wondering where…

That picture is epic. Now I'm out of here before someone NSFWs this thread.

@Scoutch: lol thanks guys

Dear Mr. Obo,

@LFOT: I liked you better when YOU were a Ford

Cool story and all, but the real question is why is Snooki in an Elvira costume?

@Spiegel, Judge of Fudge: Banana spiders.

@KeyserSöze: Richard Manson?

@Scandinavian Flick: Wherever you're from, Ha ha!

@jodark: This is not the place to judge personal taste in automobiles, so suffice it to say that I respectfully disagree. The E46 is quite a handsome automobile though.

@jodark: Because the E92 is hideous?

@parkave231: You leave my N52 out of this!

I literally gasped at how awesome this is. Best believe I have a bin full of original TMNT action figures, this van included. Frigging... epic.

@PensoTroppo؟: I will literally fill her up with babies before you step out the door. Don't even try it.