@ZeroOrDie: Hide your Glenns, hide your Becks, they rapin' everybody out here!

@Novaload: That's a mucha lessa offensive! Mamma mia!

@Novaload: Are you kidding me? Those wheels are forged from pure win.

@snap_understeer_ftw: As a karate expert, I recommend that you do not buy that car.

@mytdawg: +1

@jodark: And it looks ridiculous.

A buddy and I were watching that video. Damn near taurus in half with laughter.

@Spiegel, PhD, DDS, FBI: More like he was the one getting picked on, and now he's paying the world back. Seen it happen so many times man.

@Spiegel, PhD, DDS, FBI: I made the mistake of reading that with a bite of lunch in my mouth. Seriously, I almost choked to death. Hilarious.

I can tell by the douchebags in the comments that this was crossposted. Don't even have to look.

@danio3834: You wouldn't steal A KITTEN

@toddfaye: Worst troll ever. I hope you get banninated.

@CABEZAGRANDE: I'm with you.

It should be noted that Brett Favre had to be forcibly removed from the full-body scanner last week.

@Alfisted: Tee hee hee.

@ingolstadt: No worries man. To be honest, I was thinking of the Nissan Cube instead of the Soul. The Soul is pretty sweet, at least when compared to the Cube (agh) and the Juke (AGH). I googled the Optima and it's not actually that bad. The Sorento and Sportage exist in a segment that cannot possibly be cool or…

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@spitfire74: Coolest lion ever.