@TheCroatianGuy: YES

@Roberto G.: Looks like someone vacuum-sealed some water balloons in a ZipLoc freezer bag. Her chest looks retarded. Yes I would still hit it.

Great writing style and a very interesting subject. Onwards!

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: (jizz in my pants face)

@accipiter: I lol'd

@mercury_marine: Ditto, however I choose the passenger's side on the 1-in-2 chance that it's a one-occupant vehicle. Funny hearing a mental process that I go through almost every single day described by another person.

SO much hate in the comments. As much as the original Boxster were softened for the mass market, they were terrifically fun cars (and especially the S). That being said, I will always love the 944 more, and I thought it was quite a clever and well-written article. Thumbs up!

A very jalop article. I dug it.

Mickey Rourke must look pretty hilarious when he shops at The Buckle

Mickey Rourke must look pretty hilarious when he shops at The Buckle

11.) 10 NASCAR jokes that went way over my head

@D'Amico's One Good Year.: There's only one way to settle this. One wagon. One truck. One price. Two NPOCPs. More votes wins. GO GO GO GO GO

@milkplus: That is raving bat shit crazy. I love it.

@SLRSpeedshop: That's because you rock. Nice work.

James May would be all over this.

@HycoSpeed: +internet

@Novaload: awesome

If this was in Texas, it would be sold. To me, bitches.

@sburger01: Player hater.

@ret3: Which is to say, very wise indeed.