@philaDLJ: For Chrissake!

@eaglescout1984: Wow.

@eaglescout1984: Wow.

@The5thElephant: Or you could stop pissing into the wind and accept your own mortality

@Sam: That is so gangster

The guy in the picture.. I would like to punch him in the soul patch

@mytdawg: A massive +1 to you

@AV6Spd: Successful troll is too successful

@TheChefe: "lo and behold." TMYK

@studbike: Maybe if those people maintained proper following distance and kept their eyes on the road, there wouldn't be so many accidents. There is a reason that the party doing the rear-ending always gets cited. And of course, it is our own business where we get our signs, however I will tell you that they are…

@AV6Spd: *bows* *waves*

@smokyburnout: The letter X will be involved. Mark my words.

Well, if it looks like a cross between the Ultimate Aero and the Mantide, I hope some strangles it to death before it can claw its way out of the delivery room.

I work for ATS, and we're not as bad as you might think. Our devices are proven to improve intersection safety through deterrence, and provide much-needed revenue to localities that might not otherwise be available. Please allow me to address any concerns you, the motoring public, may have.

@macshome: Huzzah!

@snap_understeer_ftw: but I think the customer might the whole car

@zenneth: Hahaha wow man. I laughed for like a good 20 seconds at that. Awesome.

@Dan122186: lol at the mental image