Q: OMG that is the most outrageous Mini I have ever seen, if I had the money I would buy it just because ;-)

@boomchek: hahaha +10 webs

@Elhigh: And thusly is it so judged.

@ZB209: Bawwww why did you post that. What a bummer.

@zekestone: Two times quickly!

There is so much win on the eBay page.

Awesome frigging photo.

No '90-'93 Eagle Talon TSi / Mitsu Eclipse GSX?!!!!

@BeanBone: Good eye.

They better bring plenty of clip-on plastic guardrails.

@oddfish: hahaha nice

Diaz has a no-butt. And she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Magnificent!

@funkychunky: More like $.025

@Robearbobo: Do you not have a job?

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: You're both daft.

@jtxx.lndn1: If we are talking all expenses paid, that sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Until the plutonium poisoning, of course.

As an aside - this is merely a symptom of the ruthless and never-ending search for profit that comes along with being publicly listed. No piece is too small to engineer every last extra cent of value out of, no customer-facing position too important to offshore to an CSR with high-school level English and no authority…

I would be willing to bet that their shoddily-engineered Inspiron laptops suffer from the same problem. First my hard drive overheated and failed due to their ventilation system acting only as a dust processor, and then the mobo eventually died, rendering the unit completely worthless. And this is a machine that cost…

"Axisymmetric contoured nozzles for Mach 7, 8, 10 and 14 operation are also available".