Great review of a great car Sam. Job well done.

@SpeedyGonzalas i7: +1, now that you mention it.

Every time I watch this, I mentally say "HOOOOOOOON" when she launches. Just FYI

No, no, you guys have it all wrong. This is the secret new Gillette product that they keep hyping.

@FTGDWolverineEdition: I like the cut of your jib.

I almost wish I would have become an engineer and gone to work for 3M. Man do they make some cool shit.

@leicester: Win

@wojo is an expert on everything, but only when on the internet: Ever been?

@zacarious: Well.. maybe it should have been a mentos truck

@sean98125: lol

@Old No.7: You're right, the Cayenne driver is totally at fault for not checking his traffic rulebook after he came within .1 second of being completely obliterated by a SUPRISE FLYING SEMI and having his veins filled with the absolute maximum amount of adrenaline his body was capable of producing. What are you…

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: If you lay upside down and stare backwards, it looks like a whole different world.

@CmndrFish: Do want.

@Skunky: Exactly. This is ones you would blurrily dragon at about 2am and then slink off quietly in the morning. CP!

@pj134: Minus: Having to deal with out-of-state assholes who think everyone else is an asshole.

@jchen1: "guerilla", not "gorilla".

Sam, nice piece. Please teach Jesus over at Gizmodo a few things about writing an impartial and informative article.

@OG_: +1

@PDQ2: hilarious trivia, thanks for sharing

@armyofchuckness: f'real