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At every university I know of, nine month faculty can elect to have their nine month salary spread over 12 months. They don’t make more, they just make less for those nine months they work.

Has kinja been going out sporadically for the past few weeks or is that just a problem with my iPad?

Yes, this is one of the first things I discovered that my parents told me that was utter bullshit. My favorite, though, is that there are wires under the driver’s seat that will make a car fall apart.

My notification read,

My mother always told me when I was little that if I walked around barefoot outside I would get pinworms. I’m assuming this is how you got yours, only not barefooted.

He did slyly qualify his statement a couple times by adding, “the company,” after saying, “he.”

I really enjoyed the part where he was being kicked.

I don’t about you guys, but I have permission from my sheriff to shoot any clown that scares me.

A volunteer fire fighter in my small Texas town posted in one of local Facebook groups last night that he heard a sound like a xylophone outside and he’s worried we may have clowns here. It was a serious post.

I believe he’s practicing for the interview portion of his next beauty pageant.

After a traumatic first semester in an off campus apartment, I moved into the Freshman Honors dorm. Of course, the only room available was with the girl that someone moved out on and no one else would move in with. I was warned by her previous roommate, but almost all my friends lived on this one hall and I wanted

My therapist told me that once you find a pattern in the way people in your life treat you, you have to take a look at your contribution to the relationships and why you add a particular kind of person to your life. Perhaps you attract shitty roommates because you can fix them by teaching them social norms.

I’ve had one flu shot in my adult life. I spent the next two days shivering and sweating, moaning from achyness, and feeling like a truck hit me. I know, though, that if it had been the actual flu it would have lasted longer than two days.

I was waiting for this, too. Every time he said they were “nasty” ads, she just had to say, “It’s audio clips of you speaking.”

Texan D is generally disappointing.

We really shouldn't speculate until we see the bodycam footage.

Why is he beating that car with the baton? It's not black, it's something like a charcoal gray.

They interviewed the public defender a little later. It was a very good conversation. He was out there trying to act as a buffer between the protesters and police. He said he didn’t have enough time to take on all these new cases and he was trying to keep the protesters from getting arrested. He stopped it mid

In the full interview, Lemon asked about releasing the footage a couple time, because I remember that the Governor talked about protecting their constitutional rights two or three times. Do you remember it like that, too?

North Carolina recently passed a bill, not going into effect until October, that removes body camera footage from public record. Once this goes into effect, a judge will have to release the footage for it to go public.