This is the only thing that makes moving to Texas bearable. I've been to a couple actual live rodeos now in the few years I have been here, but only long enough to watch the little boys and (GASP!) girl ride the sheep. My favorite is when the sheep just politely strolls on out and looks around. The kid gets to go…

Ganong incorporates many styles of strength and conditioning in his arsenal. Here he is utilizing the chair aerobics he picked up during the team's visit last March to a convalescent home.

It's definitely out of the price range of most college students. They also have Pappas steakhouses in Dallas and Houston and Pappas Seafood which is more upscale in a few Texas cities.

This is very strange viral marketing for Harper Lee's second book coming out this summer.

So God does care about the NFL?

Thank you for that correction. I was typing quickly on my iPad and opening another page to look for spelling generally reloads the page I am originally on, which would wipe my comment. I decided to just go with the misspelling like the lazyass I am.

(not actually Brian Williams)

Nothing wrong with piggy poop balls.

Honestly, not the education a large number of student athletes obtain through scholarship. Look at UNC and the disgraceful academic standards their athletes performed under for years. Obtaining a college education is a full time job. Being a college athlete is a full time job. The training schedule that many…

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

The only thing more vicious than completely shutting down in the middle of the play and letting down your entire team is accusing someone of completely shutting down in the middle of a play and letting down the entire team.

Even news stories about how the CEO of Zamboni murders kittens in his spare time?

Ellis Johnson at Southern Miss. One season, 0-12. He took a school high off of 4 years with Larry Fedora, and 18 years of winning seasons, the last 11 having post season play and destroyed it. The next two seasons for Southern Miss have shown 1-11 and 3-9.

So, one of the things that makes huffing so deadly is the affect it has on the heart. Slamming a tray on a table was more likely to give you a dead body to deal with than just casually waking the idiot up.

Happened this morning on Dallas North Tollway. He just picked it up from the dealership yesterday, supposedly.

My cat got pregnant and no one was really excited about my cute attempts at the announcement.

I would like for once for it to just be a deck of cards. If the person told the truth, the other would obviously think they were lying.

It definitely does seem like the product of the casserole and not the casserole itself.

And you thought the most interesting cigar related twitter news of recent would be Monica Lewinsky joining.

His name is Nerlens and that is comical.