Why am I still watching this? I don't watch wrestling. Maybe I'm waiting for something interesting to happen. Maybe it's just because it's not supposed to be available. But I'm still watching it.

Do Hulk Hogan's glasses clip on to his bandana?

Being in Arlington, TX, actual home of the Dallas Cowboys and the "Dallas" Texas Rangers, I can tell you to get over it.

Is the mail room at Gawker Media just a short table over by the wall with a used Compaq Presario hooked up to a land line?

It would have been more "impressive" if he had actually thrown it, rather than spitting it.

What if he brings a black person with him?

Great minds...

thanks for taking one for the team.

it was about the man who killed a few people at a Jewish center and his KKK ties

I did happen to see that live. That was the one of the most entertaining moments, watching Rove demand they talk to the statisticians.

I turn on the tv to find more information:

That's what I was trying to figure out. It's not even a faculty chair.

My coworker went Saturday and said that the NCAA was giving out clear totes for people to put their purses in because the AT&T Center regulates that your items must be in clear bags. The security guard had her put her purse in the clear bag and then walk in.

If it makes the OVC feel any better, I didn't even know there was a College Insider Tournament.

Precisely. We did have a radar indicated ones outside of the metroplex, but only thunderstorms and hail inside.

It is rather disappointing.

I went to Medieval Times last night and sat in the green knight's section. He lost to the yellow knight in the first round of jousting. I booed, but now realize that the appropriate action would have been to riot.

Let's fight in the harbor.

No, you're hung up on it.

Remember that time he made that speech and starts off trying to show solidarity and they all laugh because dude just said "I am a Mercedes."