You have to play to your own strengths. God gave me short, stumpy arms too. Coach used to tell me all the time, "Don't bother reaching for it, son. Just grab somebody else's."

I wonder how long I'll be getting these little idiotic responses trickling in.

You would think that since this story is 4 days old, you would have had ample time to see the comments section snickering at the handful of idiots that didn't get the joke here. Why not take a moment now to take a look. Be glad you made a burner account for this because you'll probably want to throw this away.

That whole HR orientation process can take a while.

or I really am that against improved guidelines for school lunches. Surely someone out there is.

Well that's just great. Next thing you know Kluwe'll try to lower our taxes and fully fund Planned Parenthood's screening and educational initiatives. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already got rough drafts of speeches about improving public school lunches.

Somewhere, sitting alone while waiting for the phone to ring, DeAndre Brown is laughing.

Do Popeye's outside of the South have mashed potatoes with gravy?

I can't help but hear Adagio for Strings playing in the background. And I'm just going to come out and say it, it needs more explosions.

Navy photographer could have stopped them.

Bartolo: Tests positive for Testosterone, Suspended 50 Games

It isn't incongruous to love football and hate animal abusers.

Can we just be happy that it happened?

The South Korean keeper just got a yellow card a few days ago against Great Britain in the Men's quarterfinal for this same rule. It was already enforced in this Olympics and Canada was warned about delaying before the second half began.

I was just being a nitpicky bitch yesterday.

The deficit was .54 seconds. Her team was down by .54 seconds. They were lacking .54 seconds. The gross gain was roughly 2 seconds. She eliminated the .54 deficit and had a net gain of 1.49 seconds.

I think you meant half a second. Right? That's what you meant?

Reed still holds a career record for Southern Miss of 84.5% of his freethrows. He was only here one season.

I don't know. There was a spring break several years ago where we found a really old half empty bottle of Hawaiian Punch in my friend's car on our road trip. Someone opened it and it must have fermented because it smelled like alcohol. I can't remember who, but someone took a sip.

He did color for one of CSS's broadcasts of a Southern Miss game. The highlight was where they discussed his hairstyle in one of the posters of him in the stadium.