You could see her sharpening the knives for the entire first minute. Then she smiled slowly, so did Jeffy, and we KNEW the gloves were off. Shit got all kindsa real after that. Was like watching a frog in a pot of water slowly heating up.

I wonder when he realizes big boy is hanging him out to dry? The moment 45's…

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

That rule... it does not exist. It exists nowhere in writing. That’s why he keeps trying to redirect into “the principle of the thing”. Someone nail him with that. Gimme the statute in writing!

Sloppy treason is just an insult.

According to his lawyer, he’s the Predisent.

I work at a library that has online chat reference. Ever since the notorious tweet, every time we have an unmanned hour, someone sends out an email to our list serv asking for someone to fill the hour and they’ve started using covfefe in every way possible. So now every single chat hour request I get from my coworkers…

As hilariously named as this bill may be, the underlying issue is dead serious. Example: tweets from @realDonaldTrump are being used in rulings against his heinous and mercifully failed travel ban(s).

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

It looks like in a roundabout way, this is still the cameras catching them, since it’s clear they turned off audio and oftentimes visual. That’s a good thing, I’d say.

Y’know, it’s pretty pathetic that we can’t reach a consensus on which particular brand of evil is the worst. The country is really in a shitty place right now.

I wonder how long until we see shit like this. Trump’s Dear Leader cabinet meeting was comical until you realize he wants every single thing about being a totalitarian ruler except the name.

This lady is fucking awesome and is a great example of how wealth can be such a positive thing in the right hands. May art save us all.

This is our future, America. Unless we do eveything we can to get the republicans out of power.

Republicans in Congress: Proving you don’t have to be in bed with the Russians* to still be traitorous scumbags.·

Jesus Christ. And here I didn’t think that DJT2 could get any dumber.

Marc Anthony, one of Ceasar’s supporters, is played by a Woman. They don’t mention that. or any of the other various things that are ‘not negative’.

So why the FUCK is Delta responding to someone with the Twitter handle infidel_51? Are they fucking serious? Look at this guy’s feed. Do they think he ever fucking flies anywhere? Because last I checked Delta doesn’t offer flights from Alabama to His Sister’s Vagina.

I wish I could say I was surprised by her stunning lack of awareness... but really, I’m not. At all. Fuck this whole family with a giant MAGA hat.