Ha! I looks like Melania won the battle over carrying the handbag.

Head of The Cyber!

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

Well, you’d think two of the most hated politician in the Western world would want to hang out. Maybe compare rage-memes featuring themselves and have a contest over who generates more.

We should be spared the spectacle of our American Idiot riding through London in a gilded carriage like the toddler everyone hates. I might snap for real.

Given Pruitt’s shocking lack of actual qualifications, no doubt he was getting a headache from all the big sciency words. This is a guy who literally let oil and gas companies write his press releases after all.

It’s almost as if all the people that are in charge of international relations in this country have absolutely no concept of what international relations are.

Short version: it’s a psychological horror/monster movie that Netflix accidentally put in the category “LGBT Films” which people turned into a running joke that the titular monster is gay.

Meanwhile up here in the scorching great winter wonderland, aka Canada, women have been able to go topless anytime anywhere since the mid 1990's.

City Solicitor Guy Ayres read a list of reasons why the no toplessness for women rule was legal, saying, ““People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone,”

I don’t know what the hell is going on in Jersey, but NY is a legal topless state and has been for eons.... not once in my 42 years of roaming New York soil have I ever seen a topless woman in public for funsies. Seriously.

“That would be like marrying a model who won’t even sleep in the same city as you”

Were I a mother with young children, I might be hesitant to bring children to a beach in which loads of women were topless.

Does anyone in the Trump team know what the word “vindicated” means? Doesn’t seem like it.

When I was a kid my dad prefaced every chore with “Could you do me a favor?”.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

“the current president of the Electoral College of the United States.”

Oh my god, that was savage. And amazing

Happy birthday, and enjoy your kareoke!